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Quote ID: 13152 | SKUs: BQ13152, TQ13152, MQ13152, MP13152
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My self-care is ignoring my problems
Quote ID: 13044 | SKUs: BQ13044, TQ13044, MQ13044, MP13044
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My social battery died three exits ago
Quote ID: 13083 | SKUs: BQ13083, TQ13083, MQ13083, MP13083
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My spirit animal is a raccoon in a dumpster
Quote ID: 13059 | SKUs: BQ13059, TQ13059, MQ13059, MP13059
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My spirit animal is a sloth on vacation
Quote ID: 13092 | SKUs: BQ13092, TQ13092, MQ13092, MP13092
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My standards are low but somehow unmet
Quote ID: 13176 | SKUs: BQ13176, TQ13176, MQ13176, MP13176
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My stress relief is creating more stress
Quote ID: 13026 | SKUs: BQ13026, TQ13026, MQ13026, MP13026
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My therapist drives a nicer car than me
Quote ID: 12927 | SKUs: BQ12927, TQ12927, MQ12927, MP12927
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My therapist says I need an outlet
Quote ID: 13194 | SKUs: BQ13194, TQ13194, MQ13194, MP13194
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My tolerance for nonsense expired in 2020
Quote ID: 12992 | SKUs: BQ12992, TQ12992, MQ12992, MP12992
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My tolerance for people is at an all-time low
Quote ID: 13101 | SKUs: BQ13101, TQ13101, MQ13101, MP13101
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My tolerance level: zero point zero
Quote ID: 13158 | SKUs: BQ13158, TQ13158, MQ13158, MP13158
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My toxic trait is thinking I can fix everything with a nap
Quote ID: 13110 | SKUs: BQ13110, TQ13110, MQ13110, MP13110
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My vibe is "unhinged but make it cute"
Quote ID: 12978 | SKUs: BQ12978, TQ12978, MQ12978, MP12978
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My weekend is all booked (with naps)
Quote ID: 13012 | SKUs: BQ13012, TQ13012, MQ13012, MP13012
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My WiFi is faster than this car
Quote ID: 10936 | SKUs: BQ10936, TQ10936, MQ10936, MP10936
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Nap Dealer
Quote ID: 11741 | SKUs: BQ11741, TQ11741, MQ11741, MP11741
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Nap Dealer Active
Quote ID: 11019 | SKUs: BQ11019, TQ11019, MQ11019, MP11019
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Nap Dealer Extraordinaire
Quote ID: 10919 | SKUs: BQ10919, TQ10919, MQ10919, MP10919
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Nap Enthusiast
Quote ID: 10954 | SKUs: BQ10954, TQ10954, MQ10954, MP10954
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Nap First Adult Later
Quote ID: 10872 | SKUs: BQ10872, TQ10872, MQ10872, MP10872
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Nap First, Adult Later
Quote ID: 11748 | SKUs: BQ11748, TQ11748, MQ11748, MP11748
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Nap Mode
Quote ID: 11126 | SKUs: BQ11126, TQ11126, MQ11126, MP11126
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Nap Mode Activated
Quote ID: 10886 | SKUs: BQ10886, TQ10886, MQ10886, MP10886
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Nap Time CEO
Quote ID: 18970 | SKUs: BQ18970, TQ18970, MQ18970, MP18970
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Napping
Quote ID: 18013 | SKUs: BQ18013, TQ18013, MQ18013, MP18013
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Needs Context
Quote ID: 18945 | SKUs: BQ18945, TQ18945, MQ18945, MP18945
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Next
Quote ID: 17846 | SKUs: BQ17846, TQ17846, MQ17846, MP17846
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No Backup Plan
Quote ID: 19068 | SKUs: BQ19068, TQ19068, MQ19068, MP19068
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No Chill
Quote ID: 18172 | SKUs: BQ18172, TQ18172, MQ18172, MP18172
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No Expectations Met
Quote ID: 19191 | SKUs: BQ19191, TQ19191, MQ19191, MP19191
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No Fucks AF
Quote ID: 19163 | SKUs: BQ19163, TQ19163, MQ19163, MP19163
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No Fucks Daily
Quote ID: 19042 | SKUs: BQ19042, TQ19042, MQ19042, MP19042
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No Fucks Given
Quote ID: 19222 | SKUs: BQ19222, TQ19222, MQ19222, MP19222
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No Fucks Life
Quote ID: 19108 | SKUs: BQ19108, TQ19108, MQ19108, MP19108
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No Fucks Vibes
Quote ID: 18228 | SKUs: BQ18228, TQ18228, MQ18228, MP18228
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No Further Questions
Quote ID: 10848 | SKUs: BQ10848, TQ10848, MQ10848, MP10848
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NO HURRY
Quote ID: 18266 | SKUs: BQ18266, TQ18266, MQ18266, MP18266
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No Joy Detected
Quote ID: 18297 | SKUs: BQ18297, TQ18297, MQ18297, MP18297
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No Passion Detected
Quote ID: 18956 | SKUs: BQ18956, TQ18956, MQ18956, MP18956
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No Permission
Quote ID: 19015 | SKUs: BQ19015, TQ19015, MQ19015, MP19015
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No Plans
Quote ID: 19086 | SKUs: BQ19086, TQ19086, MQ19086, MP19086
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No Plans Club
Quote ID: 18065 | SKUs: BQ18065, TQ18065, MQ18065, MP18065
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No Revisions Yet
Quote ID: 10833 | SKUs: BQ10833, TQ10833, MQ10833, MP10833
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NO RUSH
Quote ID: 18241 | SKUs: BQ18241, TQ18241, MQ18241, MP18241
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No Thanks
Quote ID: 10597 | SKUs: BQ10597, TQ10597, MQ10597, MP10597
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No Thoughts Head Empty
Quote ID: 18158 | SKUs: BQ18158, TQ18158, MQ18158, MP18158
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No Thoughts Just Vibes
Quote ID: 18211 | SKUs: BQ18211, TQ18211, MQ18211, MP18211
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None Are Nice
Quote ID: 18944 | SKUs: BQ18944, TQ18944, MQ18944, MP18944
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Nope
Quote ID: 18289 | SKUs: BQ18289, TQ18289, MQ18289, MP18289
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Nor My Worst
