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Quote ID: 13728 | SKUs: BQ13728, TQ13728, MQ13728, MP13728
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My emotional range is "numb" to "overwhelmed" with no middle
Quote ID: 13536 | SKUs: BQ13536, TQ13536, MQ13536, MP13536
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My emotional range is "numb" to "too much"
Quote ID: 13584 | SKUs: BQ13584, TQ13584, MQ13584, MP13584
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My emotional range is "pretending hard" to "pretending harder"
Quote ID: 13389 | SKUs: BQ13389, TQ13389, MQ13389, MP13389
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My emotional range is "pretending I'm fine" to "still pretending"
Quote ID: 13680 | SKUs: BQ13680, TQ13680, MQ13680, MP13680
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My emotional range is "pretending I'm okay" to "still pretending harder"
Quote ID: 13449 | SKUs: BQ13449, TQ13449, MQ13449, MP13449
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My emotional range is "pretending" to "still pretending harder"
Quote ID: 13140 | SKUs: BQ13140, TQ13140, MQ13140, MP13140
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My emotional range is tired to more tired
Quote ID: 13362 | SKUs: BQ13362, TQ13362, MQ13362, MP13362
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My emotional state is "barely holding it together fashionably"
Quote ID: 13704 | SKUs: BQ13704, TQ13704, MQ13704, MP13704
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My emotional state is "fine" (it has never been fine)
Quote ID: 13512 | SKUs: BQ13512, TQ13512, MQ13512, MP13512
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My emotional state is "fine" (narrator voice: everything was on fire)
Quote ID: 13332 | SKUs: BQ13332, TQ13332, MQ13332, MP13332
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My emotional state is "fine" (narrator: it was not fine)
Quote ID: 13608 | SKUs: BQ13608, TQ13608, MQ13608, MP13608
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My emotional state is "fine" (translation: absolutely not fine)
Quote ID: 13419 | SKUs: BQ13419, TQ13419, MQ13419, MP13419
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My emotional state is "fine" (translation: send help)
Quote ID: 13290 | SKUs: BQ13290, TQ13290, MQ13290, MP13290
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My emotional state is "screaming but make it silent"
Quote ID: 13560 | SKUs: BQ13560, TQ13560, MQ13560, MP13560
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My emotional state is "screaming internally externally"
Quote ID: 13170 | SKUs: BQ13170, TQ13170, MQ13170, MP13170
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My emotional state is "screaming internally"
Quote ID: 13218 | SKUs: BQ13218, TQ13218, MQ13218, MP13218
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My emotional state is buffering at 99%
Quote ID: 13656 | SKUs: BQ13656, TQ13656, MQ13656, MP13656
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My emotional state is buffering at 99% permanently
Quote ID: 13473 | SKUs: BQ13473, TQ13473, MQ13473, MP13473
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My emotional state is permanently buffering
Quote ID: 13122 | SKUs: BQ13122, TQ13122, MQ13122, MP13122
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My emotional support animal is carbs
Quote ID: 13620 | SKUs: BQ13620, TQ13620, MQ13620, MP13620
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My emotional support has filed a restraining order
Quote ID: 13524 | SKUs: BQ13524, TQ13524, MQ13524, MP13524
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My emotional support has left the chat
Quote ID: 13572 | SKUs: BQ13572, TQ13572, MQ13572, MP13572
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My emotional support is as reliable as this car (concerning)
Quote ID: 13668 | SKUs: BQ13668, TQ13668, MQ13668, MP13668
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My emotional support is out of stock indefinitely
Quote ID: 13434 | SKUs: BQ13434, TQ13434, MQ13434, MP13434
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My emotional support is overpriced and unavailable
Quote ID: 13275 | SKUs: BQ13275, TQ13275, MQ13275, MP13275
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My emotional support is overpriced coffee
Quote ID: 13200 | SKUs: BQ13200, TQ13200, MQ13200, MP13200
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My emotional support is this car payment
Quote ID: 13377 | SKUs: BQ13377, TQ13377, MQ13377, MP13377
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My emotional support is this car's warranty (expired)
Quote ID: 13488 | SKUs: BQ13488, TQ13488, MQ13488, MP13488
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My emotional support is this gas tank (also running on empty)
Quote ID: 13716 | SKUs: BQ13716, TQ13716, MQ13716, MP13716
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My emotional support needs emotional support
Quote ID: 13185 | SKUs: BQ13185, TQ13185, MQ13185, MP13185
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My energy levels are "nope"
Quote ID: 13134 | SKUs: BQ13134, TQ13134, MQ13134, MP13134
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My filter is broken and I'm not fixing it
Quote ID: 1347 | SKUs: BQ1347, TQ1347, MQ1347, MP1347
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My GPS gave up
Quote ID: 13038 | SKUs: BQ13038, TQ13038, MQ13038, MP13038
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My GPS has trust issues
Quote ID: 1310 | SKUs: BQ1310, TQ1310, MQ1310, MP1310
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My GPS hates me too
Quote ID: 12963 | SKUs: BQ12963, TQ12963, MQ12963, MP12963
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My GPS is as lost as I am
Quote ID: 13125 | SKUs: BQ13125, TQ13125, MQ13125, MP13125
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My happy place is also my sad place (bed)
Quote ID: 13029 | SKUs: BQ13029, TQ13029, MQ13029, MP13029
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My hobbies are expensive and I'm broke
Quote ID: 12934 | SKUs: BQ12934, TQ12934, MQ12934, MP12934
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My hobbies include eating and complaining about being tired
Quote ID: 13137 | SKUs: BQ13137, TQ13137, MQ13137, MP13137
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My hobby is collecting hobbies I'll never start
Quote ID: 12969 | SKUs: BQ12969, TQ12969, MQ12969, MP12969
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My imaginary friend thinks you have issues
Quote ID: 12913 | SKUs: BQ12913, TQ12913, MQ12913, MP12913
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My kid was inmate of the month
Quote ID: 13003 | SKUs: BQ13003, TQ13003, MQ13003, MP13003
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My life coach is a bottle of wine
Quote ID: 13128 | SKUs: BQ13128, TQ13128, MQ13128, MP13128
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My life coach quit
Quote ID: 13104 | SKUs: BQ13104, TQ13104, MQ13104, MP13104
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My life hack is lowering expectations
Quote ID: 13221 | SKUs: BQ13221, TQ13221, MQ13221, MP13221
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My life hack is pretending I have it together
Quote ID: 13035 | SKUs: BQ13035, TQ13035, MQ13035, MP13035
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My life is 10% living, 90% wondering what to eat
Quote ID: 13020 | SKUs: BQ13020, TQ13020, MQ13020, MP13020
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My life is a blooper reel
Quote ID: 13731 | SKUs: BQ13731, TQ13731, MQ13731, MP13731
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My life is a blooper reel that never makes the actual show
Quote ID: 13233 | SKUs: BQ13233, TQ13233, MQ13233, MP13233
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My life is a blooper reel without the actual show
