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Quote ID: 17965 | SKUs: BQ17965, TQ17965, MQ17965, MP17965
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I Meant Well
Quote ID: 1279 | SKUs: BQ1279, TQ1279, MQ1279, MP1279
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I might be slow, but I’m consistent
Quote ID: 18168 | SKUs: BQ18168, TQ18168, MQ18168, MP18168
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I Miss Being Ignorant
Quote ID: 18274 | SKUs: BQ18274, TQ18274, MQ18274, MP18274
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I Miss Being Offline
Quote ID: 18203 | SKUs: BQ18203, TQ18203, MQ18203, MP18203
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I Miss Sleep
Quote ID: 18244 | SKUs: BQ18244, TQ18244, MQ18244, MP18244
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I Need A Break
Quote ID: 12997 | SKUs: BQ12997, TQ12997, MQ12997, MP12997
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I need a hug... or a large coffee... or a small vacation
Quote ID: 12941 | SKUs: BQ12941, TQ12941, MQ12941, MP12941
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I need a six-month vacation twice a year
Quote ID: 13015 | SKUs: BQ13015, TQ13015, MQ13015, MP13015
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I put the "elation" in "inflation"
Quote ID: 12922 | SKUs: BQ12922, TQ12922, MQ12922, MP12922
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I put the "fun" in dysfunctional
Quote ID: 17855 | SKUs: BQ17855, TQ17855, MQ17855, MP17855
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I Read Half
Quote ID: 18153 | SKUs: BQ18153, TQ18153, MQ18153, MP18153
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I Regret Everything
Quote ID: 17844 | SKUs: BQ17844, TQ17844, MQ17844, MP17844
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I Saw a Video
Quote ID: 18232 | SKUs: BQ18232, TQ18232, MQ18232, MP18232
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I Should’ve Stayed Home
Quote ID: 1316 | SKUs: BQ1316, TQ1316, MQ1316, MP1316
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I signal… eventually
Quote ID: 12926 | SKUs: BQ12926, TQ12926, MQ12926, MP12926
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I speak fluent sarcasm
Quote ID: 1295 | SKUs: BQ1295, TQ1295, MQ1295, MP1295
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I speed only on the inside
Quote ID: 12980 | SKUs: BQ12980, TQ12980, MQ12980, MP12980
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I survived another meeting that should've been an email
Quote ID: 1317 | SKUs: BQ1317, TQ1317, MQ1317, MP1317
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I take life in my lane
Quote ID: 18090 | SKUs: BQ18090, TQ18090, MQ18090, MP18090
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I Thought About It
Quote ID: 17954 | SKUs: BQ17954, TQ17954, MQ17954, MP17954
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I Thought So
Quote ID: 18183 | SKUs: BQ18183, TQ18183, MQ18183, MP18183
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I Thought This Through Poorly
Quote ID: 18280 | SKUs: BQ18280, TQ18280, MQ18280, MP18280
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I Tried Being Nice
Quote ID: 18156 | SKUs: BQ18156, TQ18156, MQ18156, MP18156
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I Tried Caring
Quote ID: 17909 | SKUs: BQ17909, TQ17909, MQ17909, MP17909
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I Tried Logic
Quote ID: 18102 | SKUs: BQ18102, TQ18102, MQ18102, MP18102
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I Tried Logic Once
Quote ID: 17827 | SKUs: BQ17827, TQ17827, MQ17827, MP17827
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I Tried My Best
Quote ID: 18175 | SKUs: BQ18175, TQ18175, MQ18175, MP18175
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I Tried Once
Quote ID: 18197 | SKUs: BQ18197, TQ18197, MQ18197, MP18197
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I Tried Optimism
Quote ID: 18033 | SKUs: BQ18033, TQ18033, MQ18033, MP18033
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I Tried Reasoning
Quote ID: 18076 | SKUs: BQ18076, TQ18076, MQ18076, MP18076
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I Tried Thinking
Quote ID: 18223 | SKUs: BQ18223, TQ18223, MQ18223, MP18223
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I Tried To Care
Quote ID: 12915 | SKUs: BQ12915, TQ12915, MQ12915, MP12915
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I void warranties
Quote ID: 17940 | SKUs: BQ17940, TQ17940, MQ17940, MP17940
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I Was Told
Quote ID: 17822 | SKUs: BQ17822, TQ17822, MQ17822, MP17822
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I Wing Everything
Quote ID: 12965 | SKUs: BQ12965, TQ12965, MQ12965, MP12965
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I'd rather be napping
Quote ID: 12903 | SKUs: BQ12903, TQ12903, MQ12903, MP12903
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I'm a vegan (just kidding, I eat bacon)
Quote ID: 13072 | SKUs: BQ13072, TQ13072, MQ13072, MP13072
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I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong
Quote ID: 13111 | SKUs: BQ13111, TQ13111, MQ13111, MP13111
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I'm not aggressive, I'm assertively anxious
Quote ID: 13210 | SKUs: BQ13210, TQ13210, MQ13210, MP13210
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I'm not aggressive, I'm intensely present
Quote ID: 13096 | SKUs: BQ13096, TQ13096, MQ13096, MP13096
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I'm not aging gracefully, I'm aging hilariously
Quote ID: 12983 | SKUs: BQ12983, TQ12983, MQ12983, MP12983
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I'm not aging, I'm marinating
Quote ID: 13030 | SKUs: BQ13030, TQ13030, MQ13030, MP13030
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I'm not always late, time is early
Quote ID: 12988 | SKUs: BQ12988, TQ12988, MQ12988, MP12988
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong
Quote ID: 12928 | SKUs: BQ12928, TQ12928, MQ12928, MP12928
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I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping
Quote ID: 13063 | SKUs: BQ13063, TQ13063, MQ13063, MP13063
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I'm not always tired, sometimes I'm exhausted
Quote ID: 13627 | SKUs: BQ13627, TQ13627, MQ13627, MP13627
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I'm not antisocial, humans are overrated as a species
Quote ID: 13297 | SKUs: BQ13297, TQ13297, MQ13297, MP13297
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I'm not antisocial, I'm anti-people sometimes
Quote ID: 13735 | SKUs: BQ13735, TQ13735, MQ13735, MP13735
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I'm not antisocial, I'm efficiently preserving social energy
Quote ID: 13465 | SKUs: BQ13465, TQ13465, MQ13465, MP13465
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I'm not antisocial, I'm efficiently social
